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Die Hard: The Musical Parody
Presented By Funhouse Lounge
December 29th, 2017 - January 7th, 2018 PST
Online sale ends: 01/06/18 at 6:00pm PST
Funhouse Lounge
2432 Southeast 11th Avenue
Portland, OR 97214
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Sometimes you don’t get what you really want for Christmas.  Sometimes you didn’t even know you wanted it until suddenly one day you heard about it.  Well, here it is.  Die Hard, the parody musical!

Best. Christmas. Ever.

Funhouse Lounge is known for stretching the boundaries, altering expectations, and bringing you creative, unique fringe theatre productions; Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the Musical)TwistedReefer Madness and Reservoir Dolls are just a few examples. And now we’re stepping up our game: Artistic Director Andy Barrett is adapting the film Die Hard for the stage, and with the help of some of Portland’s best musicians, writing 15 original songs.

Yippie-ki-Yay, melon farmers!

All ages welcome--this show is rated R-ish, please use your discretion when bringing minors. 


If this is your first time at the Funhouse Lounge, a few things to keep in mind for this particular show: 

We can accommodate wheelchairs, please contact us and let us know what night you will be here so we can make room ahead of time  

Please plan to arrive and be seated no later than 6:50 pm for this show--we are selling out fast and due to the run time of Die Hard, we start at 7pm sharp! 

Parking is limited to the street (do not park next door--you will be towed), so please allow enough time to park, get a drink, and be seated before showtime! 

Pictures are welcome during the show, however, no use of flash photography is allowed. It will ruin your picture and also distract our cast. Please feel free to post any photos on the Facebook and Instagram! 

Thank you and we hope you enjoy the show and your time at the Funhouse Lounge! 

Items Not Allowed
Outside beverages

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7:00pm to 10:00pm
Doors open at 6:30pm

General Admission: $15.00
Side table for 2: $40.00
Reserved Booth: $100.00
VIP Ticket: $30.00
Tall chair in the back: $15.00


Funhouse Lounge<br> 2432 Southeast 11th Avenue<br> Portland, 97214


Saturday, January 6th

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Sunday, January 7th

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Thursday, January 11th

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Friday, January 5th

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Saturday, December 30th

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Friday, December 29th

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