vapor distilled + electrolytes 

side effects may include being called nerd, dork, geek, brainiac, know-it-all, smarty-pants, smart alek, bookworm, egghead, four-eyes, einstein or being mistaken for the I.T. guy. 

may induce sudden and inexplicable aversion to all less forms of water. apply liberally and frequently to dry people. 

ingredients: vapor distilled water + electrolytes (calcium chloride, magnesium chloride and potassium bicarbonite).