Get ready for "A Whole New World" of dirty Disney parodies, featuring classics such as "Under the Sheets," "Oh, I Just Can't Wait for that Ring," "Do You Wanna Blow A She-man," and many many more.

Once you see this show, your childhood will never be the same. You can blame these creators of Dirty Disney:

ALLISON is a feisty ingenue who loves parody and innuendo more than sects! She is an actress, singer, and comedy writer. Even though she's not into Sex and the City, she would describe herself as a Samantha in the guise of a Charlotte. How many guises were inside Charlotte? Check out Ali's comedy videos online at AllisonMinick.com. 

KRISTINA has been writing parodies ever since she can remember. One of the first parodies was to the tune of *NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be Me"--about a batch of pudding her mom made that ended up being really lumpy. Her first dirty parody was written with Elio back at UC Davis in 2008 and I guess you can say the rest is history (or jizz-story, if you know what I mean)! She's really happy to be performing with her friends and hopes this kind of cabaret can become a reoccurring event :) For videos, updates, or just to stalk her, check out www.kristinastasi.com! 

LAURA is a life-long lover of all things Disney and a prim and proper piano teacher from LA. When she is not teaching her super students how to sit up straight and play with poise, she gets down and dirty singing demented Disney descants with her fantastically fierce friends. Check out more of her shady shenanigans at LauraYumiSnell.com.

ELIO GUTIERREZ is a sexy, latin man who came from Mexico with one suitcase filled with charm and another with sparkle. As a child actor extraordinaire, he put on full length performances of his favorite Disney movies, playing every character with a singing part whether big or small and often making up most of the lyrics (learning a second language is hard). It wasn't long until his vocabulary grew (among other things) and he was writing dirty parodies like it was second-nature. He hopes you enjoy the show and think that his lyrics are muy caliente! 

JON has never seen any Disney movies, but his head is in the clouds on a perpetual magic carpet ride. Please don’t burst his bubble. Don’t ruffle his feathers. And please don’t pull his leg. He doesn’t like that. And besides, pick on someone your own size.

CINDY is a unicorn. Sometimes pig, but mostly unicorn.